Things I've Learned Here in Lincoln

1. The Red Fox Steakhouse is fucking awesome. Grilled cheese sandwiches for burger buns = heaven. Going there every damn year from now on.

2. Don't hit cones. They fuck you and don't even cuddle afterwards.

3. Matching G-Fab t-shirts and polos are definitely the way to go. Style points = intimidation.

4. Fuck rain.

5. Fuck oil even more, except when it leads to lack of rain.

That's about it for now.