HOLY TOLEDO

Fear the crispy white potatoe that IS the 2002 NISSAN SENTRA SPEC V GFAB EDITION MODEL. We're in your base killing your mans.

Chris is riding with KC and Nate somewhere an hour or two behind us, as we fly down I-80. Oh, and have I ever mentioned how much I do not happy am in the New York? Got lost TWICE and had to backtrack, but no biggie, there was an hour of traffic at like 11pm anyways. LAME.

Well, 4 hours later and Dave is now at the wheel, which means we're re-enacting Smokey and the Bandit, so KC if you're reading this, put the pedal to the metal. We've got them durn smokeys on our tail whippin' it down the ol' I-80 like a hog-tie-fest from the mid-south-west, so you're likely all set since it's a safe bet that them Police Interceptors haven't caught up to us yet.

One too many Redbulls....

PJ

BRAKING NEWZES

US Claims Open Season on Drunk Drivers

Connecticut
With the rising population of drunk drivers in the area, Connecticut officials have declared hunting season as open to the general public. Locals have flocked to their nearest WalMart to stock up on ammunition. 'It's so exciting!! Deer are fun to hunt but they're so big and predictable. There's no rush like trying to pick off a drunnk legislator constantly weaving as he drives!' says Peter J. of New Haven.

Some humanitarian groups have claimed that the decision to open hunting season is 'cruel and unusual', however animal rights activists have flocked to the state to support the decision, citing most animal and child abusers tend to be drunk drivers, and rightfully they fully support the drunk hunting cause.

"It's good to be part of something so great. I proud to be American, even as one of Japanese decent!" Steve the Tranny says. He continues, "to combine the sport of hunting with the knowledge that I am making pubric road safe is great honor!"

File Story

Left to Right: Fire Marshal Bill, Billy-Joe Bob, Steve the Tranny, standing over a 130lb kill.

HIT EM UP GANGSTA'

Because I was too lazy to subtitle:

1. Spot insurance
2. Be assertive in "persuasion"
3. Get paid
4. Get the girl

How Pandas Deal:

Big pimpin' spendin g's. Almost. STILL working it out but they gave a final number which completely BLOWS and I have to do a ton of work just to break even, but oh well.... at least I can get to work on it. MIGHTY MORPHIN WELDING TIME YEA.

-PJ drunk on MS Visual Basic code

If U See Da' Po-lice, Warn-A-Brotha'

Paxed 55th at Finger Lakes. Suck city. I think I might do life if I get caught by the Suck Police.

-P... um.... "Bob", from.. "Somewhere"

Tripping Home

OTW back and it's nothing but fail city for the team. Quag's car is showing its age with a weak bladder, pissing oil intermittently. Mike's truck has been showing electrical issues on his way to Michigan. The Sentra... well it's fine. FINE I TELL YOU. Chris is returning home from his "family reunion". Yay driving. Yay highways. Yaaay.

BTW Scott Thursby is a fucking maniac. Rock on you red lighting blue light 153mph on our lazerjammingsignalssettostun DS Pro Solo winnar. If the dime wasn't complaining about how it used to drive uphill both ways to the body shop to do its own oil change not like the kids these days having all their stuff done by the confusing mangled web of tubes called the internet.... we'd probably attempt to keep up with you. I hope you're jamming as well... cause we're picking up "the man" on scan.

-Pii Jaee

Good news and bad news

Good news: the Circle Line boat didn't sink.

Bad news: If the bus was a boat, it probably would have sunk:

...wishing I was at the Pro with my other family, and PJ, if you don't beat Dave, you're paying the rental bill for July.

Fingah Laikes PRO (Day ONE)

We raced. Yada yada. I drove something awful. It's Coor's Light Time, baby.

Captain Alex Shipkov leads DSP, followed by Mike My Fucking Nickname For Him Isn't Fucking Good ENough. White boy Dave Whitey somehow reached deep into his ass and found 3rd. I'm last because I sucked. And I can't defend it. QUag is a fucking douche and also sucked, and can't defend it. Fucking Datsun might run fine if it was a real car. WTB 50 MORE HP. kthx.

Scott THursby is leading DS due to his highly illegal lack of rear headrests, and is thankful the afternoon was slower than morning, and also slow enough to not realize his car is highly illegal.
Keith forgot swaybar mounts so he and Nate are not winning. I think they're getting beat by a girl.
Chang is winning HS. I'm sure his pack of women are having his monies made. Rob is sleeping at the light and almost pulling Dave-like R/T's.

Currently, a bunch of us are fucking around outside our ghetto hotel room. Dave is convinced a horror movie was filmed here. It's ghetto. The neighbors are almost louder than we are. Fucking Geneva ROCKS. Bar life is like some kid on a laptop playing shit off of his iTunes. Yay. It got quiet. I think they're on to me. This fucking blog. It will rule you all.

No pics yet cause Chris isn't here. Apparently his "family" is more important.

-PJ

gfab gets trippy

1:59PM in the middle-of-fuckin'-nowhere-New-Yawk:

G-Fab rolls 5 deep, deep into NY territory on the way to Finger Lakes SCCA PRO SOLO (OMG). Sure, they're running a 1-course 1-car-at-a-time deal, sure it'll be in the middle of desolate upstate New York, sure I'm in a wrong-wheel-drive car with just a tad-too-little power, sure I-use-way-too-many-frikkin'-dashes. But!!! Maybe we'll surely have fun. I'm not really sure.

Anyways, the roster goes:

G-Fab Sentra-itis (very not-addictive but fun anyways)
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Me (PJ)
Dave W.

Datsun 5-dime
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LeQuag
Paul K.

ASK ME ABOUT MY BSP BMW NON-M3
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Apple-loving Mike Shields

Chris is missing the event, so don't expect too many pictures. We'll have video though.... video is always fun. Look for text updates, too, as PROSOLOS ARE VERY FAST. We surely will update you very fast, to keep the pace up. Keep that adrenaline going. Keep that energy high. Keep not being so sure we're surely in the wrong car to keep for sure.

Oh yeah, We got a Wii. Yaaay.

Sinsurely,
pJ

"Chris paid me to do it."

After realizing his driving was not up to snuff, Christopher Franson lashed out violently upon Mike Shields in an effort to win DSP.

Saved by a concrete barrier and the ridiculously stock ride height of the Sentra SpecGFab, Mike attempted to flee the scene, but was unable to enter his Titan in order to enact his escape.

Thus, he turned towards his trusty BMW in order to flee the scene, barely getting away thanks to his trusty soft PAX (*cough* bsp *cough*), but not before obtaining a hostage.

Attempts at communicating with the hostage have proven futile.

News to come as it unfolds.....

-PJ
http://www.gfabracing.com, but you already knew....

Chris Franson is not my hero.

Waiting for pictures before the weekend updates begin. I have video but I refuse to share at the moment. Basically I learned how not to shift into 3rd.

Event summary:
Me - 7th of 12
Everyone else- Trophies all around yay.

Being merciful, I enacted vengance by being the only person not sunburnt. I figured setting everyone's couch on fire would be a bit much, and I don't have that many matches.

"PJ the Mercifur"

Good thing I'm colorblind!!

Work continues on the pirate s14, as the need to go through emissions draws near.

-Fixed EGR problem
-Fixed CAPKS sensor
-Recharged A/C
-Diagnosed Airbag (no clue WHY I bothered)
-PAINTED PINK PRIMER

It screams for a darker primer base (black) but it's better than before. I'll continue work on it later. It's looking as though I may have even gotten my money's worth out of this thing!

-PJ

Semi-new carRRRRRRRRRR!!

So, in the event of crashing the panda, it was time to find a donor chassis to see what I could salvage out of this season and start preparing the little stuff for next year's Street Modified attempt. Thanks to jenna I found an awesome piece of crap S14. It just happened to be a 1995 240sx SE model, complete with the 5 lug hubs and 5spd transmission, not to mention power locks and the SE front lip.

Quirks noted upon buying the car:
-Front end damage
-Rear end damage
-Rear 1/4 panel damage
-Corrosion everywhere, but surprisingly decent frame rails! (rear floor is another story though)
-Bad clutch/ TO bearing
-Windows dont work

Quirks found later:
-Pool cue and ROCK in driver's side door
-Burned out window switches on both doors
-Burned out window relay
-Blown up clutch

Soooooo much work to do on the car. It's not even funny. My first deal is gonna be passing emissions but it was throwing fits over the EGR. I'll clean that and dump some "emissions pass" crap in the tank and see what happens, I guess. Once I have it fully registered, it'll be some suspension swappage time, a more thorough PB Blaster bath, and some widebody overfenders and hopefully a single-color paintjob!!!

Here's progress on it:

Even the piece of crap thumbnail picture won't work. Ah well, it's only a week or two untill I can slamma' jamma' this car to the pavement and hack the rear fenders into submission. I'm sooooo tempted to run ITB's on this thing and go DSP.

Because I can. Bish!!!

-PJ
"Now with 10% less trauma induced sleep!!"