Tuesday, June 22, 2010

G-Failboat Continues: We return to our normal bad luck




So, Saturday at DC went marginally well. The car ran fine, but the new splitter added more downforce than I expected. Apparently I forgot that a small amount of force over a large area creates one big force. That force has been unofficially named "Oversteer". We attempted to fix it for the afternoon runs by setting our rear wing more upright, but I still haven't trimmed it to work at its steepest position. Anyways, after banging out some left side runs, Dave and I were sitting first and second going into Sunday.Unfortunately, Dave and I forgot how to drive, and the result was not gaining much time. I managed to shave around 0.024 sec to maintain a 0.014 lead over Sam Krauss after his Sunday runs initially pushed me back by 0.008, but it wasn't qutie enough. Although Sam tried his hardest to break Martin's car on him, the Celica All-Trac eventually ran again to put up a couple amazing runs between a couple odd DNF's. It literally came down to the last run, but in the end, Dave and I sat 2nd and 3rd respectively, pretty much solely due to right side failure.Watching some video on the way home, we realized where we were going wrong: pushing the car too hard around the inside loop, where the left side slowed you down with a rally-style jump. It's a lame excuse, but things might've been different if we had remembered to charge up the cameras for Saturday to do some course analysis overnight. Lesson learned: make a checklist for Toledo.

Also: Don't forget how to drive.

Further, beware the paddywagon icecream truck. Why do you need bars on an ice cream truck?









Scott and Dave don't seem to mind the ice cream trucks as long as they aren't armored....











For some reason, the cops in the DC area aren't as fond of Dunkin Donuts as the ones up north. For example, here they are at iHop, who Apple is currently most likely preparing a lawsuit for over their concept jump rope and/or sneakers.







I'm out of content. I need to start living a more interesting life.

Friday, June 18, 2010

Dc pro heat > me. iPhone + blogging = failboat but at least we got the biggest shitter in the whole hotel.

DC is cruel like wearing metal pants in magnet factory

After spending 4 or 5 hours on the dyno getting nowhere....
After installing a new alternator in tick infested weeds....
We get to DC.

After finding out the alternator is dead....
After finding out no one stocks a replacement alternator....
After finding out a junkyard doesn't have an alternator they listed on the shelf.....
After being told to go to another junkyard that has the alternator....
After being told said junkyard is closed....
After going to said junkyard anyways and getting the alternator....
It's the wrong fucking alternator.

After filing out the wrong size alternator mount hole from 8mm to 10mm....
After banging out the wrong size alternator mount bushing from the crappy NAPA unit....
After spacing out the tensioner to clear the wrong (presumably 89-90 240sx alternator)....
After firing up the car and finding out the alternator works....
After stealing a practice start so we can test the car.....
It's still blowing out spark.

Looked over the wire harness.
Redid the power supply to the coils.
Checked voltages everywhere.
Puked in my Cheerios.
Cleaned up, and here we are writing shit down while watching Blades of Glory. Fuck my life. Fuck it hard. The 240 better boost some poundage into the competition for those uphill effingtastic straightaways. FML!!!! It took like an hour in the shower to powerwash all the grease off. And now I'm hungry. At least my Android phone lets me post how much of a waste of space we're being down in DC. Someone wish us luck, boost, and where the fuck is my drink?

Pics tomorrow if I'm not dead.

Lonely...I'm So Lonely.

I am NOT in DC. I am sad.

But I had sushi for dinner and am now drinking beer at the local bar, so I guess it's not all bad. They don't have Belhaven so it's not all that good either.

I miss you guys. Good luck getting everything running. Kick some ass and represent G-Fab well.

Thursday, June 17, 2010

2010 DC Prosolo or Bust!

Waiting on E to get to the house in a few hours. Got everything together except for clothes. DC Pro, clothing optional?

should be hitting the road around 11pm tonight, stopping for food at the store and making it to FedEx field by 9ish

is it too early for road soda?

433miles to go