10. Tire tread is for pansies. Real racers leave all their tread on the course.
9. It takes two men over an hour to set up a tent. It takes one man and one woman 20 minutes.8. Braking before corners is optional.
7. Bourbon, Seagrams, Captain Morgan, several varieties of beer, and 20 drunk adults make good stories.
6. Golf carts all use the same key.
5. One can spend over 8 hours on a phone call to a foreign country for the low, low price of his dignity (plus $10 shipping and handling).
4. Jumping off a moving golf cart while drunk is a bad idea.
3. When climbing into a kart, do not touch the muffler.2. Photos/video can and will be used for both public ridicule and blackmail.
1. Turn off the tent light.
2 comments:
0.5: A grown man can pretty much fit in the trunk of a Miata.
0.25. The back seat of a Sentra is comfortable for sleeping....pause....not
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