I Give Up

Dear Self:

Saw your driving on Sunday. Not too bad. Even Bud Collins said you are a pretty good driver. However. I did notice a few things and wanted to offer you a few pointers:

• STOP HITTING CONES.
• When you hit cones, DO NOT look in your mirror to see how many people are running after them. Even for a second.
• Safe and slow sucks. Drive fast, take chances.

Thanks for listening.

Yeah. I suck.

Due to my less-than-stellar performance this past Sunday (results are here), I think I will hang up my driving shoes and get some pedaling shoes:

At least I won't have to walk to the porta-potties anymore.