Quag: yea it magically got struck by lightning like in back to the future
transported back to 1972
and is brand new
Event 2 was at NHIS and bla bla bla Dave White kicked all our asses.
Panda leaked coolant.
Dime leaked oil.
Moving on....
Skipped ahead to event 3: Mother's Day Mayhem, only because it's Mother's Day and we're racing, and it causes mayhem. Somewhat. Quag was at a wedding getting plastered the night before, and can't drive on a hangover because his name isn't Dave White. He apparently isn't certified gangstah like that.
Once again, the Panda saw 3 drivers. Since I won't be at the Devens tour (Q.Q) I'm having Paul Klein drive in my spot and warm up Dave's tires. Unfortunately, our first 2 runs were washouts because of the crappy fuel settings causing the car to buck wildly back and forth like a sorority girl in a rodeo and everyone's invited (I swear I only know about that through word of mouth... really). The 3rd runs were alright, but I almost ran into a Fun Hondas car and was too depressed to stop and get a rerun. I'ma go cry me a river now. Anyways, Dave hit the least amount of cones, and therefore won. Paul didn't hit cones at all, but he's used to driving a Celica-matic so that's excuseable that he was 2nd. I was in 3rd with 3 cones because I like PB and Nutella sammiches. With coffee milk. J34 wh47.
Here's some video of an invisible course for which people whine about:
Paul's run:
PJ's run:
Dave's run to come. I have to censor some stuff out.
I'm out. Next NER event is Devens National Tour, but I'll be at an Ong-Dinh wedding. That sounds like a soup. It's soup-er. It's your face. Somewhat.
-PJ
THIS POST MADE AT 8:45AM ON 5/17/2007. TOURETTE'S PWNZ0RZ M3H.
